
If you ever get sad, remember that there’s a mash-up of “Under the Sea” and “Ms. New Booty.”
favourite ever
holy
I’M GOING TO CRY I CANT BREATHE OMFG
OH MY GOD
Emily put this on the mix CD that she gave me…
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
thebrokenheartedthatstillsing:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
And pass around big bowls of junk-food and slices of pizza
My friends won’t do this with me
You need new friends. I’m so down for this.
Play with my hair instead of my feelings thank u
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

Every 18 minutes someone dies of suicide, every 40 seconds someone attempts to commit.
wanna write this on every bridge
this should be everywhere
it actually should..
DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Yes, this is actually from a real episode.
it is indeed. i remember it well.
SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER
CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT
DEAN & CHANDLER HAVE ALREADY COME UP WITH A LIST OF SMARTASS REMARKS TO WHAT YOU JUST SAID
OH MY GOD BLESS THIS POST
jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?
You are the innovator of our generation
TW: RAPE, ABUSE.
For those not in the know, @EverydaySexism have started a campaign where they’re contacting all the big companies that advertise on Facebook (Dove, Netflix) and asking them to withdraw their ads until Facebook starts taking down images to do with rape and abuse.
Above are some of the images and pages Facebook have refused to take down, despite all of them being reported for violating the terms and conditions. Facebook has deemed images that glorify rape, violation, abuse as “unoffensive” but are known to remove pictures of women breastfeeding for being “graphic content”.
all images taken from the @EverydaySexism twitter feed.